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Post by sprintman on Apr 21, 2010 18:15:02 GMT
Dear Lord, I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor - Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress - Farah Fawcett, my favourite musician - Michael Jackson, and my favourite cricketer - Alec Bedser.
I just wanted to let you know that my favourite prime minister is Gordon Brown
Amen
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Post by moke on Apr 22, 2010 21:57:01 GMT
Gordon Brown went on a state visit to Israel . While he was on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and died The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000 or, you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100." The British Diplomats went into a corner and discuss the options for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and told him they want Gordon shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holyland and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly". The British Diplomats replied, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
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